Golden Rules For F***ing

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    6 GOLDEN RULES for F***ING

    1. F***ing once a week is good for ur health, but it is harmful if done everyday.

    2. F***ing relaxes your mind & body.

    3. F***ing refreshes you.

    4. After F***ing don't eat too much, go for more liquids.

    5. Try F***ing in bed cause it can save your valuable energy.

    6. F***ing can reduce your cholesterol level...

    So remember,
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    "FASTING" is good for your health.
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