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John receives a phone call.
"Hello," he answers.
The voice on the other end says, "This is Susan. We met at a party about 3 months ago."
John: "Hmm... Susan? About 3 months ago?"
Susan: "Yes, it was at Bill's house. After the party you took me home. On the way we parked and got into the back seat. You told me I was a good sport."
John: "Oh, yeah! Susan! How are you?"
Susan: "I'm pregnant and I'm going to kill myself."
John: "Say, you ARE a good sport."
- Dead Rooster A man was driving down a quiet country lane when out into the road strayed a rooster. Whack! The rooster disappeared under the car in a cloud of feathers...
- Hairy Pits A woman with really hairy underarms boards a crowded bus. Unable to find a seat, she settles for hanging onto one of the poles. A drunk man next to her stares at her...
- Mistaken Intentions A guy met this girl in a bar and asked, "May I buy you a drink?".
Looking back unimpressed at the man she replies, "Okay, but it won't do you any good... - Regular or Decaf? A man walked into a restaurant and seated himself. Soon, the waitress came over to take his order.
"..and to drink?" she asked... - Biology Class In biology class the teacher asks, "Can anyone tell me why a flounder is flat?" Little Johnny raises his hand.
"Go ahead, Little Johnny...
