| Three ladies all have separate husbands named Leroy. One evening, while sharing a few drinks at the bar, one of the ladies suggests, "Let's name our Leroys after a soda pop, because I'm tired of getting my Leroy mixed up with your Leroy, and her Leroy mixed up with your Leroy." The other two ladies agree. The first lady speaks out, "Okay then, I'm gonna name my Leroy 7-Up because he has 7 inches and it's always up!" The three ladies hoot and holler, and slap each other high fives. Then, the second lady says, "I'm gonna name my Leroy Mountain Dew because he can mount and do me any day of the week." Again, the three ladies hoot and holler, and slap each other more high fives. The third lady then says, "You know, those two Leroys were good, but I'm gonna name my Leroy, Jack Daniels." The other two ladies shout in unison, "Jack Daniels? That's not a soda pop... that's a hard liquor! " The third lady bursts out, "That's my Leroy, the hard Licker!" |
| There are these three girls and their boyfriends all have the same name. So in order to keep them from getting confused, they decided to give their boyfriends nicknames. So they asked the first girl what she called her boyfriend. And she says, "I call my man 7-up." They ask her," Why do you call your man that?" She says, "Because he's seven inches long and is always up." They ask the second girl what she calls her man. She says, "I call my man Mountain Dew." They ask, "Why do you call your man that?" She says, "Because he likes to Mount me and to Do me." They ask the third girl the same thing and she says, "I like to call my man Johnnie Walker." They look at her puzzled and say, "Why do you call your man that? Johnnie Walker is a Hard Liquor." Se says, "Exactly." |
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