The trick to successful dating is learning how to interpret the hidden signs, those tiny give away gestures that can tell you so much about a person. Train yourself to recognize these key "signs."
1. Man gets in car without opening door for woman.
- No foreplay.
2. Can't hail a cab.
- Impotent.
3. Insists on going to a brand new restaurant.
- Prefers virgins.
4. Insists on going to a brand new restaurant, but gets lost on the way.
- He is a virgin.
5. Wants to go to a French Restaurant.
- Will swallow.
6. Takes too long deciding what to order.
- Has trouble reaching orgasm.
7. Insists on ordering for you, saying, "The lady will have..."
- Thinks you had an orgasm when you didn't.
8. Asks for "the usual"
- Insists on missionary position only.
9. Asks what the specials are.
- Will want you to use handcuffs.
10. Fills up on bread and crackers.
- Premature ejaculator.
11. Drinks decaf.
- Fakes orgasms.
12. Asks for detailed descriptions of desserts.
- Needs you to talk dirty during sex.
13. Credit card is refused.
- Low sperm count.
14. Under tips waiter.
- Small penis.
15. Uses toothpick.
- Is trying to tell you size isn't everything. |
