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Medical College Professor to a girl student: "Which human body part expands 5 times its normal size?"
Girl Student: "Sir I can't answer this question, it's too embarassing.
Professor asked the same question to a Male Student."
Male Student: "It's the Pupil of an human eye."
Professor: "Correct."
Then Professor turned to the female student and said, "Listen baby, Not only your thinking is wrong but your expectations are also very high..."
- A Month Overdue! Santa comes home one night, and his wife, Jeeto, throws her arms around his neck, "I have great news, I`m a month overdue. I think we are going to have a baby! The doctor gave me...
- Sperm Donor! A man and a woman were waiting at the hospital donation center.
Man: "What are you doing here... - I'm not a Mahatma! Wife caught Husband sleeping with his girlfriend. Furious and angry she aimed pistol at her husband.
Huband: Before you do anything silly let me explain... - She's Mine!!! Leaving the wedding reception the honeymoon couple hailed a cab to take them to their romantic boutique hotel in the hills.
The driver wasn`t too sure how to get there and said he would ask directions when they got closer.
Meanwhile, the lovers couldn`t wait and got down to it on the back seat.
Seeing a fork in the road the driver said, "I take the next turn, right?"
"No way, get your own," said the groom, "this one`s all mine." - Breast Enlargement A flat-chested young lady went to Dr. Smith about enlarging her breasts. Dr. Smith advised her, "Every day after your shower, rub your chest and say...
