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Daughter: Dad I gotta tell you something.
Dad: Whats that?
Daughter: I'm a lesbian.
Dad: Okay.
Dad walks around then his other daughter comes up to him.
Second Daughter: Dad I gotta tell you something.
Dad: What's that?
Second Daughter: I'm a lesbian.
Dad: Damn, does anybody in this house like dick?
Son: I do!!!!
- Breast Fetishism! Santa had an obsession with women`s breasts. So he went to a psychologist and told the doctor about his problem.
"I am going to do word... - Ours!!! Husband: Every time you talk you say my chair, my car, my TV, everything is yours. You never say ours. I`m your HUSBAND! It should be...
- What's Your Favorite Word ? A radio station was running a competition, words that weren`t in the dictionary yet could still be used in a sentence that would make logical sense...
- Missed Periods!!! Why I stopped dating school girls:
She came to my place in a school uniform, looked me into my eyes and said, "Sweetheart, I have missed my periods... - Feeling Good! When asked by hir host if she would like to have another drink, the attractive blonde bowed her head slightly and said...
