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A horny young man went to a brothel. The lady at the counter asked him what his choice would be. The man wanted to know what was available.
"On the first floor, we have the ex-models, they are all slinky and sexy. On the second floor, we have our ex-actresses, they are all buxom and beautiful. On the third floor, we have our ex-teachers, they..."
"Say no more! Lead me to the third floor !"
"Are you sure? I'm surprised that you would prefer ex-teachers to ex-models and ex-actresses."
"It's obvious, ma'am... teachers always make you do a thing over and over again, until you're perfect at it !!"
- Best Friends! After dinner and a movie, Carl drove his date to a quiet country road and made his move. When Mary responded enthusiastically to his kissing, he tried sliding his hand up her blouse...
- I Wanna Play President Little Johnny is sitting, being his cool self in the local park. Along comes Suzi chomping on her piece of gum.
"Hey Johnny, wanna play doctor... - This Won't Hurt a Bit... A sweet young thang was having her annual check-up at the dentist`s. He gave her the usual `Now this won`t hurt a bit,` as he leaned over her...
- Assicons We all know those cute little computer symbols called `emoticons,` where :) means a smile and :( is a frown. Well, how about some `ASSICONS?`
Here it goes... - Golden Wedding Anniversary After celebrating their golden wedding anniversary, an old couple go to bed. Many of the guests at the party are spending the night in the house...