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A man was shocked to see his beautiful divorced neighbour knocking on his door one Friday evening.
"I'm so horny that I can't stand it." she said.
"I want to go out, get drunk & get laid. Are you free tonight?"
"Yes!" he replied enthusiastically.
"Wonderful." she said. "Would you watch my kids?
- Titanic Tits The wife has been going through the female menopause lately and has become very conscious about her body.
She got undressed in front of me and said... - Complaining Secretary A secretary complaining with friend about her Boss: He is so crazy about SEX! He tells me to do `LAPTOP` & then `DESKTOP` position followed by `SPREADSHEET FORMAT`...
- Disappoiting Frog! A woman storms into a pet shop demanding her money back from the owner.
"You sold me this frog and told me it would be able to satisfy all my sexual desires... - Blonde Maid Mrs. Smith hires a maid with beautiful blonde hair. The first morning, the girl pulls off the hair and says, "I wear a wig, because I was born totally hairless. Not a hair...
- Charging for Sex There were these two women who were friends and neighbours. One noticed that the other always seemed to have lots of new goodies; jewelry, furs, latest fashions, frequent hair salon trips...
