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Two girls were walking down the sidewalk on a hot summer day. They come upon this old lady sitting on steps in front of her house eating watermelon. They notice that she wasn`t wearing any panties. So they ask her if its cooler without wearing any panties.
She said, "I don`t know if it`s cooler but sure keeps the flies off the watermelon.
- Jiffy Boobs! Owing to the advance in medical technology, surgicaltechnique and the fact that silicone breast implants havebeen determined to be perfectly safe, a California cosmeticsurgery practice is opening a new office where breastaugmentation surgery is done on an outpatient basis in about30 minutes.
- Love, Lust and Marriage LOVE: When intercourse is called 'making love.'
LUST: When intercourse is called 'screwing.' - Female logic... A couple went on vacation to a fishing resort up north. The husband liked to fish at the crack of dawn. The wife liked to read.
- Heavenly tunnel! The Russians are proposing to construct a tunnel under the 25 mile-wide Bering Strait that separates Russia from Alaska.
- Cell Phone... A group of men are sitting in a sauna discussing business and stocks when suddenly a cellular phone rings.
'Hi honey, are you at the club?'
