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Me: Say 'I am a man' after everything I say.
Friend: Alright.
Me: You broke up with your girlfriend.
Friend: I am a man.
Me: You decided to get drunk.
Friend: I am a man.
Me: You went to the bar.
Friend: I am a man.
Me: You found a hot chick there.
Friend: I am a man.
Me: You invited her to your house and she said yes.
Friend: I am a man.
Me: You both came into your room and had sex.
Friend: I am a man.
Me: Next morning you wake up.
Friend: I am a man.
Me: And she says...
Friend: I am a man.
- Use Condoms! In a Sex Education Class:
The Teacher: Condom Ke Istemal Se Koi Problem Nahin Hota. Is se Aap Safe Bhi Rahte Hain Aur Sex Ke Anand Mein Bhi Koi Phark Nahin Padta.... - Mating Dogs Three housewives were walking in a park.
They saw a dog fucking a bitch really hard there.
Doctor`s Wife: So sweet, now they will have cute puppies... - The Animal Sounds Madam Ne Class Mein Pappu Se Kaha: Pappu, Aaj Main Tumhara Test Lungi. Main Jis Jis Janwar Ka Naam Bolungi Tum Uski Awaj Nikal Ke Dikhana.
Pappu: Ji Madam.... - Hriday Parivartan Bhosadika Whatsapp Ke Chakkar Mein Poora Dimaag Satak Gaya Hai.
Ek second Mein Mijaaj Shayaraana Ho Jaayega,
Agle Hi Second Mein Desh Bhakti Jaag Jaayegi... - Cold Balls!!! Mrs Butler, "I notice that when I go down on Butlerji and give a blowjob his balls are always cold."
Mrs Anderson, "Mr Anderson`s balls are cold too, when I give Blowjob...
