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Me: Say 'I am a man' after everything I say.
Friend: Alright.
Me: You broke up with your girlfriend.
Friend: I am a man.
Me: You decided to get drunk.
Friend: I am a man.
Me: You went to the bar.
Friend: I am a man.
Me: You found a hot chick there.
Friend: I am a man.
Me: You invited her to your house and she said yes.
Friend: I am a man.
Me: You both came into your room and had sex.
Friend: I am a man.
Me: Next morning you wake up.
Friend: I am a man.
Me: And she says...
Friend: I am a man.
- Time for Some Quickies Antique Question:
What`s the difference between movies having Certificate - U, A, XX, XXX?
U: Hero gets the heroine.... - A Blonde Groaner A guy walks in to a bar and sits down, just a few seats from him there is a very buxom blonde with huge size 42CC breasts. The guy orders a beer. The bartender fills the mug and...
- Childhood was Wonderful PUSSY meant a CAT.
< SEX meant the GENDER of a person.
BITCH meant a FEMALE DOG.
DICK was the name of... - The Gay Bar! A bartender in a gay bar was getting ready to close for the night when a robber with a ski mask burst in and pulls a gun. He yells to the bartender, "This is a stick-up...
- Old Lovers! Maude and Claude, both in thier 80s, lived in a retirement community. They met in the social center and discovered over time that they enjoyed each other`s company. After several weeks of meeting...
