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The owner of a big company hired a sexy secretary; but 10 days later he committed suicide by jumping from his 14th floor office.
Police: Who was there at that time in the room?
Secretary: I was there.
Police: What kind of person was he?
Secretary: He was a good man. One day he bought me a wrist watch for Rs 60,000; then he bought me a diamond necklace for Rs. 5,00,000; and then he bought me a diamond solitaire for Rs. 7,00,000.
Police: Carry on.
Secretary: Today he asked me to spend the night with him. And I told him that I charge Rs. 5000 a night!
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