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I don't know why people Hate Porn Movies ?
Although it is the most Positive Movie but there's...
No Murder;
No War;
No Fight;
No Cheating;
Everybody enjoys the Climax;
Lots of Love and always a very Happy Ending for all Charcters.
AND the Best part - There is no story, so you can watch any part you like..!!!
- First Timer During sex, the girlfriend started screaming, throwing hands and crying.
Boyfriend: What are you doing? This is not the first time we are doing... - Something Different!!! A guy met this girl in a bar and asked, "May I buy you a drink?"
Looking back unimpressed at the man she replies, "Okay, but it won`t do you any good... - Blow Job!!! A woman recently lost her husband. She had him cremated and brought his ashes home...
- Must Have Been Tight... A wealthy socialite had a night out on the town with her friends. She awoke the next morning, totally naked and with a monster of a hang-over. So she rang for the butler and asked...
- Homosexual Kids! Daughter: Dad I gotta tell you something.
Dad: What`s that?
Daughter: I`m a lesbian...