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Julie, a love-starved spinster, was so desperate that she went to a local newspaper office and inquired about putting an advertisement in the 'Lonely Hearts' column.
"Well, madam," the assistant said, "we charge a minimum of $1 per insertion."
"You don't say," said the spinster "Well then, here's $20 and to hell with the advertisement!"
- Fourth Marriage! Shortly before her fourth marriage, a middle aged woman went to see her doctor to ask for advice on sex, more particularly on how to do it. The doctor was amazed. He said...
- Streaker in a Gym!!! Three women are in a gym locker room dressing up to play racquetball, suddenly, a guy runs through the room wearing nothing but a bag over his head...
- Old Lady A little old lady was walking down the street dragging two large plastic rubbish bags behind her. One of the bags was ripped and every once in a while a Pound 20 note fell out onto the pavement...
- Sexual Advisor! During the inspection of a unit the Division Commander asks a subaltern : "Yes smarty! What do you do?"
Lieutenant (in calm voice): "Sir, I`m the Sexual Advisor... - Small Organ A fellow picked up a girl in a bar and took her home with him. After some preliminary drinks and talk...
