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Jill, a love-starved spinster, was so desperate that she went to a local newspaper office and inquired about putting an advertisement in the 'Lonely Hearts' column.
"Well, madam," the assistant said, "we charge a minimum of $1 per insertion."
"You don't say," said Jill. "Well then, here's $20 and to hell with the advertisement!"
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- Three Old Ladies Three elderly women were sitting side by side in their retirement home, reminiscing. The first lady recalled shopping for groceries in the old days, and demonstrated...
- Acute Angina An elderly couple met for a romp in the broom closet at the nursing home. They undressed and were about to have sex, but the woman decided to warn the man of her...
- Always Trust your Husband A wife comes home late at night and quietly opens the door to her bedroom. From under the blanket she sees four legs instead of two. She reaches for a baseball bat and starts...
- Suspecting Wife Lauren: I suspect that my husband used to visit prostitutes before we met.
Hannah: What makes you think so?
Lauren: Well, one night...
