| A cowboy is strutting around a crowded swimming hole along the River, trying to get the girls' attention.. He climbs to the top of a high tree to make a fancy dive. Hitting the water, he makes a helluva splash, but when he breaks surface he realizes that he's lost his swimming shorts. He spends the next few minutes frantically trying to locate them. Giving up on the shorts, he belly-crawls up to the bank, going crazy trying to figure out how he's gonna get out of the water without everybody noticing that he's naked. He gets an idea. Cupping his hand over his privates, he hollers, "Mad dog! Mad dog!" and jumps out of the water, hauling ass towards the bushes while everybody else is scattering in panic. Except for one drunk cowgirl, who whips off her bikini bottom and takes out after him, hollering, "Mad dog, huh? Well, let's us just muzzle that son-of-a-bitch!" |
| A young man in a public swimming pool was startled when his swimsuit fell off. He was in the deep end, and couldn't find it, no matter how desperately he looked. Perplexed, he went to the shallow end and tried to figure out what to do. As he stood there up to his chest in water and watched the young ladies in their bikinis, he was additionally stressed to realize that he now sported a raging hard on. Finally, he struck up a course of action. He jumped violently out of the water and shouted loudly, "Mad dog! Mad dog!" Although most of the others in the pool began screaming in fear, a lusty redhead took a more direct course of action. She tore off her bikini bottoms, flattened him on the ground and straddled him yelling, "Quick! Let me muzzle that son of a bitch before it gets away!" |
| A young man in a public swimming pool was startled when his swimsuit fell off. He was in the deep end, and couldn't find it, no matter how desperately he looked. Perplexed, he went to the shallow end and tried to figure out what to do. As he stood there up to his chest in water and watched the young ladies in their bikinis, he was additionally stressed to realize that he now sported a raging hard-on. Finally, he struck up a course of action. He jumped violently out of the water and shouted loudly, "Mad dog! Mad dog!" Although most of the others in the pool began screaming in fear, a lusty redhead took a more direct course of action. She tore off her bikini bottoms, flattened him on the ground and straddled him yelling, "Quick! Let me muzzle that son of a bitch before it gets away!" |
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