Men are like...

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    Men are like.....Placemats. They only show up when there`s food on the table.
    Men are like.....Mascara. They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
    Men are like.....Government bonds. They take so long to mature.
    Men are like.....Copiers. You need them for reproduction, but that`s about it.
    Men are like.....Lava lamps. Fun to look at, but not all that bright.
    Men are like.....Curling irons. They`re always hot, and they`re always in your hair.
    Men are like.....Mini skirts. If you`re not careful, they`ll creep up your legs.
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    1. Men are like Laxatives - They irritate the crap out of you.

    2. Men are like Bananas - The older they get, the less firm they are.

    3. Men are like Weather - Nothing can be done to change them.

    4. Men are like Blenders - You need One, but you're not quite sure why.

    5. Men are like Chocolate Bars - Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.

    6. Men are like Commercials - You can't believe a word they say.

    7. Men are like Department Stores - Their clothes are always 1/2 off.

    8. Men are like Government Bonds - They take soooooooo long to mature.

    9. Men are like Mascara - They usually run at the first sign of emotion.

    10. Men are like Popcorn - They satisfy you, but only for a little while.

    11. Men are like Snowstorms - You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.

    12. Men are like Lava Lamps - Fun to look at, but not very bright.

    13. Men are like Parking Spots - All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.
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