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Matters had progressed to the point where the freshman and his date were naked in the motel bed when the girl had a change of heart.
"I suppose you're going to tell me now that you`re waiting for 'Mr. Right'," he said dejectedly.
"That's a silly old romantic notion," laughed the coed. "I'm just waiting for Mr. Big."
- Filing for Divorce "I've had it with my wife." said the one drinking buddy to the other. "I'm filing for an divorce."
"Sorry to hear that pal, may I ask why?" asked his partner... - Costume Party A guy goes into a costume shop. He says, "I'm going to a costume party, I want to go as Adam."
The girl brings out a fig leaf. He says... - Inflation! A stagecoach bounced down a rutted road, heading for Dallas. In the coach were a Texan, a very busty lady, and a greenhorn from the East. The greenhorn kept eyeing the lady...
- Good News! A lovely blonde had just had a complete physical after having missed two consecutive menstrual periods.
"Well, Mrs. Appleby," smiled her doctor... - Good Sport John receives a phone call. "Hello," he answers.
The voice on the other end says, "This is Susan. We met at a party about 3 months ago...
