| During a wild party at a Long Island country house, Roxanne had too much to drink and strolled outside for some air. Getting to a grassy field, she lay down to watch the stars. Roxanne was almost asleep when a cow, searching for clover, carefully stepped over her. Groggily, she raised her head and said, "One at a time boys, one at a time." |
| Rosy was one of those UGLY women, so ugly that it hurt; she had never had a boyfriend. So she went to a psychic for help. "Honey!" said the psychic, "You will not have luck in love in this life. But after death, you will be a much desired woman and all men will fall at your feet. Rosy left very happy and so excited, as she went over a bridge she thought 'the sooner I die, the sooner my next happy life begins.' So she decided to jump off the bridge right away. But, incredibly Rosy didn't die after she jumped! She fell on the back of a truck full of bananas, she lost her senses and fainted. As soon as she recovered, still drowsy and not being able to see very well and not knowing where she was, she started touching and feeling her surroundings, feeling all the bananas! She mumbled with a huge smile on her face and said, "GENTLEMEN, GENTLEMEN, PLEASE!! ONE AT A TIME!" |
| Jane was one of those UGLY women, so ugly it hurts. She never had a boyfriend so she went to a Psychic for help. "Honey," said the Psychic. "You will not have luck in love in this life. But, at the reincarnation, you will be a very desired woman and all men will fall at your feet." Jane left very happy and so excited, as she went over a bridge she thought, "The sooner I die, the sooner my next life begins." She decided to jump off the bridge right away. But, incredibly Jane didn't die! She fell on the back of a truck full of bananas, she lost her senses and fainted. As soon as she recovered, still drowsy and not being able to see very well, and not knowing where she was, she started touching her surroundings, feeling all the bananas she mumbled with a huge smile on her face, "Gentlemen! Gentlemen! Please! One at a time!" |