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A woman goes to the hospital.
"What seems to be the problem?" asked the Doctor.
"Something is terribly wrong, I keep finding postage stamps from Costa Rica in my Vagina."
The Doctor had a look, chuckled and said, "Those aren't postage stamps my dear, they're the sticker's off the bananas."
- Roo Balls! Visiting the zoo one day, a lady noticed one of the kangaroos had a huge set of balls. She couldn`t believe the size of these hummers, and when the `roo ventured close to the bars of the enclosure, she reached thru the bars and...
- Doing the Wrong Way A young married couple has difficulties conceiving a baby, so after a while the wife consults her doctor, who recommends the minor of three possible operations. The operation is performed, but a month later...
- Aeroplane Signal A young air force officer had a very beautiful wife. Early each morning he left his house and went to the airport, and an hour later his wife always left the house too, with a big white towel, and went for a walk on...
- Service Defined I often become confused when we hear the word `Service` used with these agencies:
Indian Revenue `Service`
Indian Postal `Service`
Indian Telephone `Service... - Har Growth A gay guy walks into a barber shop. He says to the barber, "Sir how can I make hair grow on my chest?"
The barber replies, "Go home and put Vaseline on your chest real thick...
