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After an amazing 69 with his girlfriend, Paul remembered he had a dentist appointment.
He was afraid that the dentist would smell pussy on his breath so he brushed his teeth 7 times and on top of that 2 liters of Listerine mouthwash.
As he arrived at the dentist he chewed 5 strong mints too.
The dentist told him to take a seat. Feeling confident & relaxed he opened his mouth wide.
The dentist got close enough & said, "Man did you have a 69 before you came here?"
Paul, shocked says, "Does my breath smell like pussy?"
The dentist says, "No your forehead smells like ass!!!"
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