| A guy who went into the adult section of a department store to buy condoms. The female clerk told him, "We have the rainbow assortment on sale today, would you like those?" The guy said, "Good, I'll take a box." A few months later, he went into the women's clothing section and saw that this same female clerk was transferred into the maternity section. The guy said, "I'd like to buy a maternity blouse." The clerk asked, "What bust?" To which he replied, "One of the goddamm blue ones!" |
| A young buck went into a large store for a packet of rubbers. "Have you tried the rainbow ones?" asked the assistant, "We've got red ones, blue ones, green ones, orange ones, yellow ones, plus a few other different colors." "I'll try the lot," said the young man adventurously. Six months later, he appeared in the same store with a rather sorry looking young girl asking for maternity dresses. The same assistant served them asking, "What bust, madam?" "The blue one," The young man said sadly. |