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A young man went into a sex shop to buy some condoms, and a sales girl approached him.
Sales girl: Can I help you, Sir?
Young man: Yes, I want to buy some condoms.
Sales girl: What size do you need, Sir?
Young man: I didn't realize they came in different sizes. I don't know what size I would need.
Sales girl: May I hold your penis to tell what size you would need?
As she was holding the penis, she called for assistance: "Give me a small one... Wait! Make it medium...Wait! Make it large... Shit! Give me a tissue !!!"
- Weight Problem A young woman was having a physical examination and was embarrassed because of a weight problem.
As she removed... - The Flirty Receptionist! A guy walked into the doctor`s office for an appointment.
"Would you like to tell me your problem?" the pretty receptionist asked.
"I`ll need the... - I'm Coming... Boyfriend: I`m coming to see you honey.
Girlfriend: Alright baby.
Boyfriend: I love you, I can`t wait to see you... - Idli Maker!!! Ek din Banta apni wife Preeto ko khush karne ke liye idlis bana raha tha.
Wife: Arre wah darling, kya first-class idli bani hain. Ek baat batao tum itni... - Body Identification Paddy died in a fire and was burnt pretty bad and the morgue needed someone to identify the body. So his two best friends, Dermot and Tony, were sent for....
