| An elderly lady asked a General what he did She was told that the general was in charge of a division and was responsible for defence of his part of the land. She asked the Colonel next to him what he did. He replied, "Ma'am, I am the General's sexual advisor." Somewhat shocked, she said, "I beg your pardon, but what do you mean by that?" "Very simple ma'am. The General has told me that when he wants my fucking advice, he'll ask" ! |
| During the inspection of a unit the Division Commander asks a subaltern : "Yes smarty! What do you do?" Lieutenant (in calm voice): "Sir, I'm the Sexual Advisor to the Commanding Officer." A pin-drop silence ensues, NCO stops taking bearings, Adjutant stops mumbling to the Subedar Major. The Commander looks with glaring eyes at the CO. CO (cursing the person who initiated the tradition of the subaltern speaking), in a menacing tone: "Explain your last remark, Lieutenant." Lieutenantt (looking at Div Commander): "Actually, sir, whenever I say something, the CO says - 'WHEN I NEED YOUR 'FUCKING ADVICE, I'LL ASK FOR IT. |