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An Italian family is at the dinner table when the father says to his oldest son, "Chris! Why you a such a fat a boy?"
Chris says, "Poppa, it's a Mama's spaghetti! I can't a stop a eating it."
Poppa says, "You should a take a smaller bites!"
Then Poppa says to his middle son, "Michael! Why you a such a fat a boy?"
Michael says, "Poppa, it's a Mama's lasagna. I can't a stop a eating it, it's a so good."
Poppa says, "You should a also take a smaller bites."
Then Poppa says to his youngest son, "Fredo! How you a stay so slim a and a trim a?"
Fredo says, "It's a so easy, Poppa. I eat lots and lots of a pussy."
Poppa says, "Pussy? Pussy, that's a taste like shit!"
Fredo says, "Poppa, You should a take a smaller licks!"
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