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A woman walks into a supermarket and on her way 'round she sees the bloke with whom she had sex the previous evening. She had gone home with him, shortly after they had met in a pub.
The young man is stacking washing powder boxes on the shelves.
"You lying sod!" she yells, "Last night you told me you were a stunt pilot!"
"No," he says.... "I told you I was a member of the Ariel display team."
- Pissing Contest A Man & his Wife were arguing about who was better.... males or females.... the argument turned into a pissing contest... literally when the female claimed that she could piss higher up a wall than her husband could...
- Stud Service Charges A farmer drove to a neighbor`s farmhouse and knocked at the door. A boy, about 9, opened the door.
"Is your dad or mom home?" said the farmer.
"No, they went to town."
"How about your brother... - Taste of Semen The biology professor was discussing the high glucose level of semen when a blonde co-ed raised her hand.
"Are you saying there`s a lot of sugar in male semen?"
"Correct," responded the professor... - Freezing Cold Two farmers, Joe and Bob, lived as neighbours, but didn`t like each other much. In 1999, there was a period of -30 degree centigrade cold and Bob and Joe had nothing to do because of it. So they bet a bottle of vodka...
- Johnny Strikes Again! Teacher: Children, tomorrow I would like you to give me an example of a development that is currently being built near your home and what are the advantages of this new development. At the end of the class...
