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Few Creative Quotes for girls' T-Shirts:
1. Touch here, if you dare
2. Weapons of mass destruction
3. Looking is FREE, touching costs
4. Now more tastier & healthier
5. Round figure
6. Handle with care
7. Tasted by experts
8. 2 Hot 2 Handle
9. Shake well before use
10. No one can use just once
11. Dangerous curves ahead
12. My face is 9 inches above from where you stare
13. Did you Actually look here to Read?
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- First Night!!! Ek aaadmi ki shaadi ek traafic police waali ladki se ho jaati hai. Agle din uske doston ne pucha: Bata Bhai Kaisi Rahi Suhagrat?
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- Pickled Penis!!! There was a lady and she really wanted to have sex, but she was to scared to ask her husband so she went to a gipsy and told her her problem. The gipsy rummaged around in a chest and pulled out a pickle jar with a penis...