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Don was looking for a little action. He picked up a sweet young thang at the bar and took her back to his hotel room.
Little did he know she was damn near a nymphomaniac. After six times, she was screaming for more.
After the *eighth* time, Don told her that he needed to slip out for a pack of cigarettes.
On the way out, he stopped in the men's room. He stood in front of the urinal, unzipped, and felt a moment of panic when he couldn't find his dick.
After a couple of minutes of 'fishing around,' he finally said, "Look, it's ok. She's not here!"
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