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I had a friend who during his vacation to Thailand, ordered a massage session in his room, one for his wife and one for him.
After massaging the man for a long time, the Thai girl said, "
He kept quiet ...
The Thai masseuse again said, "Massage Pinis... Sir!"
There was again silence.
Finally his wife spoke, "Don't have high hopes...She's saying 'Massage Finish' ..."
- Unlocking The Doors One night this guy and his girlfriend were about to go into his apartment and before he could open his door his girlfriend said, "Wait a minute, I can tell how a man makes love by how he unlocks his door...
- Crotch-Less Panties A frustrated wife buys a pair of crotch-less panties in an attempt to spice up her dead sex-life. She puts them on, together with a short skirt and sits on the sofa opposite her husband...
- Elderly Sex! A Doctor recently had a patient "drop" in on him for an unscheduled appointment "What can I do for you today?" the Doctor asked.
The aged gentleman replied, "Doctor, you must help me. Every time I make love... - Is it Golf? My wife told me it was about time that I learned to play golf. It`s a game where you chase a little ball all over...
- Poor Mathematics! A professor of mathematics sent a fax to his wife:
Dear Wife:
You must realize you are 54 years old and I have certain needs which you are no longer able to satisfy...
