| It was a hot summer day and two nuns were painting a room in the convent. As there was no air conditioning the heat soon became unbearable. The first nun said that they should remove their clothes so that they would be cooler. The second said what if someone should come? The first said we'll lock the door and then we will be safe. So they lock the door and continue painting when there is a knock on the door. The first nun asks who it is and the reply comes back, "It is the blind man." The two nuns confer and decide that the blind man can't see anything and let him in, at which time the man says, "Nice tits sisters, where do you want these blinds?" |
| Two nuns are ordered to paint a room in the convent, and the last instruction of the Mother Superior is that they must not get even a drop of paint on their habits. After conferring about this for a while, the two nuns decide to lock the door of the room, strip off their habits, and
paint in the nude. In the middle of the project, there comes a knock at the door. "Who is it?", calls one of the nuns. "Blind man," replies a voice from the other side of the door. The two nuns look at each other and shrug, and, deciding that no harm can come from letting a blind man into the room, they open the door. "Nice boobs," says the man, "where do you want these blinds?" |