| A little old lady walks into a Baskin Robbins. She looks around for a while, and then says to the man behind the counter "I`ll take a quart of chocolate.". The man replies " I`m sorry Madam but we are all out of chocolate, if you look around I`m sure you will find something else that you like." The old lady says "okay" so she looks around and says "I`ll have a pint of chocolate Ice Cream." The man behind the counter replies "I`m sorry Madam but we are all out of chocolate ice cream, I`m sure if you look around I`m sure you`ll find something else that you would like." So the little old lady looks around and says "okay I`ll have a scoop of chocolate ice cream on a sugar cone" The man behind the counter is boiling mad by this point, but manages to keep his cool and not yell at the little old lady. He then asks her "Can you spell the word straw in strawberry?". The old lady said "YES". The man then asked her "Can you spell the word van in vanilla?" The old lady once again said "YES". The man then replied "Can you spell the word FUCK in chocolate?" The old lady looks a little puzzled and then replies "there is no fuck in chocolate.". The man says to her " THAT`S WHAT I`VE BEEN TRYING TO TELL YOU LADY, THERE IS NO FUCKING CHOCOLATE!!" |