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Morris the matchmaker approached a single woman and told her he had a husband for her.
"I'm ashamed to bring this up," he said, "but the man wants to be sure you are compatible in bed. He wants, he says, a sample."
The woman was shocked, "Such a thing you ask an orthodox virtuous woman? Such a crude person would suggest such a thing? He must be a barnyard animal, not a gentleman."
The matchmaker, trying to earn a fee, said, "He's a business man. He buys goods in the market and he sells goods.By him, it's not a big deal... just a sample."
She thought a minute. "He's a business man? So tell him I don't give samples. If he wants, I can give him 50 or 60 references."
- LEONE or LION ? A Teacher asks students about sounds made by animals......
Teacher: dog....
Student: Bhow Bhow.... - Oral Sex for Birth Control A married couple in New York`s "Little Italy" went to their Priest to discuss birth control, since they already had seven children.
The husband inquired if perhaps oral sex would be an acceptable substitute... - Santa with a Meter Suhagrat Mein Santa Ne Biwi Se Puchha: Tumne Shaadi Se Pehle Kitni Baar Sex Kiya Hai?
Biwi: Kabhi Nahi.
< Santa: Mere Pass Check Karne Ka Meter Hai... Abhi Andar Daal Ke... - Caught in the Act... Two gay guys were caught in the act in a public park by a policeman. As the cop tried to arrest them for their act of public indecency, they bolted away. The cop pursued after....
- What is Love? The teacher asked the class if anyone could give the class an example of love. Little Susie stood up and said, "I saw two robins making a nest together, I think that is love...
