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10. Did you get any under the tree?
9. I think your balls are hanging too low.
8. Check out Rudolph's Honker!
7. Santa's sack is really bulging.
6. Lift up the skirt so I can get a clean breath.
5. Did you get a piece of the fruitcake?
4. I love licking the end till it's really sharp and pointy.
3. From here you can't tell if they're artificial or real.
2. Can I interest you in some dark meat?
1. To get it to stand up straight, try propping it against the wall. -
Top ten things that sound dirty, but in a Law firm are not:
10. Have you looked through her briefs?
9. He is one hard judge.
8. Counselor, let's do it in chambers.
7. Her attorney withdrew at the last minute.
6. Is it a penal offense?
5. Better leave the handcuffs on.
4. For $200 an hour, she better be good!
3. Can you get him to drop his suit?
2. The judge gave her the stiffest one he could.
And the number 1 thing that sounds dirty but in law isn't...
1. Think you can get me off?
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The doctor asks him which drink he... - Curious Daughter A little girl walks into her parents' bathroom and notices for the First time, her father's nakedness. Immediately, she is curious: he has equipment that she doesn't have...
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Ethel noticed something funny about Mabel's ear and she said, "Mabel, did you know you've got a suppository in your left... - Bird Viagra A parrot swallows a Viagra tablet. His owner, disgusted, puts him in the freezer to cool off.
Later when he opens the freezer, he finds the parrot...
