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John swallowed a handful of blue stuff and paid a visit to a gorgeous young prostitute.
After two hours of exhausting great sex he says, "Now you won't see me for a while."
The prostitute regrets to see a good customer leave and asks, :Are you too busy next week to pay me a visit?"
"No sweety, that's not what I mean. Please turn around..."
- Fucking Ants A priest is out for an afternoon stroll and turns the corner to find little Johnny with a hammer smashing the daylights out of a bunch of ants. The kid is muttering to himself, "I hate these fucking ants...
- Little Johnny's Farm Visit Grandpa was showing little Johnny around the farm, and when they come to the corral, he explained, "That`s a bull and a cow, and he`s serving her."
A little later on, he said, "That`s a stud and a mare... - Sexually Unresponsive Mac the sailor docked at New York after a frustrating three-month voyage. Unfortunately he`d lost most of his pay playing poker on board ship, so when he eventually found a lady of the night...
- Buying a Bra for The Wife Greg thought he would give Keli a birthday surprise by buying her a bra. He entered a ladies shop, rather intimidated, but the salesgirls took charge to help him.
"What color?" they asked... - Dick in The Bush Two Irish kids playing in a lane found a donkey who had died with a hard on. Being the mischievous kind of boys, they cut off the donkey`s dick and began brandishing it in the air. Just then...
