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An elderly gentleman went to the local drug store and asked the pharmacist for Viagra.
The pharmacist said, "That's no problem. How many do you want?"
The man answered, "Just a few, maybe 4, but cut each one in 4 pieces."
The pharmacist said, "That won't do you any good."
The elderly gentleman said, "That's alright. I don't need them for sex anymore as I am over 80 years old. I just want it to stick out far enough so I don't pee on my shoes."
- Like Father, Like Daughter Girl to her boyfriend: You know my eyes are just like mom, isn`t it cute...?
Boy: Yes, but you never noticed your boobs like just as your dad`s.... - Calorie Count... A young lady who thought she was overweight went to see a dietitian. She walked into his office and asked several questions about dieting, exercise, and other things. Her final question...
- Oral Sex!!! An old married couple was sitting in their rocking chairs enjoying a beautiful sunset when the old man looked at his wife and said, "Fuck you!"
A few minutes passed when the woman turned and said... - I'd like to get screwed! A man knocks on the door of a supposedly exclusive brothel. Through a small window in the door, the madam says, "What can I do for you, sir?"
"I`d like to get screwed... - Banging Granny A 5 yr old boy went to visit his grandmother one day.
While playing with his toys in her bedroom while Grandma was dusting...
