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A lazy angler cast his line but was hardly taking any notice of the float going down. A passerby seeing this could not resist pulling the string, and caught a good fish. "Thank you," said the angler, "would you bait the hook and cast it for me please." The man did so, but said, "I wish you had a little child to take care of such things." The lazy fellow thought for a while and said "I am a bachelor. By the way, any idea about a pregnant bride?"
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'Open the goddamn safe,' he yells at the girl behind the counter.
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The Schnauzer responds, 'I`m 17 years old. I don`t see or hear... - Is it genetic or environmental?? Two brothers enlisting in the Army were getting their physicals. During the inspection, the doctor was surprised to discover that both of them possessed incredibly long, oversized...