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One afternoon a little girl excitedly approached her mother and announced that she had learned where babies come from at school that day.
Amused, her mother replied "Really, sweetie? Why don`t you tell me all about it?"
The little girl explained, "Well... OK... the Mommy and Daddy take off all of their clothes and the Daddy`s thing sort of stands up, and the Mommy puts it in her mouth, and then it sort of explodes, and that`s where babies come from."
Her Mom shook her head, leaned over to meet her daughter eye to eye and said in a confidential tone, "Oh, honey, that`s sweet, but that`s not where babies come from. That`s where jewelry comes from."
- Unattached? A young lady in the maternity ward just prior to labour is asked by the midwife if she would like her husband to be present at the birth.
'I`m afraid I don`t have a husband' she replies.
'O.K. Do you have a... - Different strokes ! One Day Santa, Banta, and Ramta were walking along and get stopped by a hooker. She makes an offer of Rs.200 to have sex on the grass, Rs.500 in the back seat of a sedan, and Rs. 1000 on her...
- Stuck! The preacher called a hymn and as we all stood up to sing, I noticed the lady standing in front of me. Her dress was sort of stuck in the crack of her ass, so I...
- Bed wetting or ? A lady decides to go to the doctor for bed-wetting problem. He tells her to undress and to stand on her head facing the mirror.
She figures he is a Dr. and gets in front of the mirror. The Dr. goes over to the lady and rests his chin between her legs and... - Blow job... There’s a generation of ladies of the night sat round a dinning table, when a mother says to her daughter “Anyway love, how much do you charge for a blow job these days?'
The daughter replies...
