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You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You approach her and say: 'I'm fantastic in bed' - That's Direct Marketing.
You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends approaches her, points at you and says: 'He's fantastic in bed' - That's Advertising.
You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You approach her and get her telephone number. The next day you call and say: 'Hi, I'm fantastic in bed' - That’s Telemarketing.
You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten your tie; you walk up to her and pour her a drink. You open the door for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her a ride, and then say: 'By the way, I'm fantastic in bed' - That's Public Relations.
You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and says: 'I hear you're fantastic in bed' - That's Brand Recognition.
- A Hole Behind A man, while playing on the front nine of a complicated golf course, became confused as to where he was on the course.
Looking around, he saw a lady playing ahead of him... - Booming Business! Two retired Gunnys were sitting down for a break in their soon-to-be new store.
As yet, the store wasn't ready, with only a few shelves and display racks set up.
One said to the other... - Miracle Drug A man comes to a doctor and, twitching his fingers and stuttering, finally manages to say, "Doctor, I have a sexual performance problem. Can you help me?"
"Oh, that's not a problem for us men anymore... - Sex in Public Place! A young dating couple were driving down the road in a very busy area, when things started to get somewhat passionate.
So they decided to pull over and park and have some fun... - Bad Sign Language A deaf mute walks into pharmacy to buy condoms.
He has difficulty communicating with the pharmacist and cannot see condoms on the shelf.
Frustrated, the deaf mute finally unzips...
