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What women say and what they really mean
1. Yes = No!
2. No = Yes!
3. Maybe = No
4. We need = I want.
5. I am sorry = you'll be sorry.
6. We need to talk = you're in trouble.
7. Sure, go ahead = you better not.
8. Do what you want = you will pay for this later.
9. I am not upset = of course I am upset, you moron!
10. You're very attentive tonight = is sex all you ever think about?
What men say and what they really mean
1. I am hungry = I am hungry.
2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy.
3. I am tired = I am tired.
4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage!
5. I love you = let's have sex now.
6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex?
7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you.
8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you
9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you.
10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you.
11. Those shoes don't go with that outfit = I'm gay!
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