Haven't I seen you before? = Nice ass.
I'm a Romantic = I'm poor.
I need you = My hand is tired.
I am different from all the other guys = I am not circumcised.
I want a commitment = I'm sick of masturbation.
You're the only girl I've ever cared about = You are the only girl who hasn't rejected me.
I really want to get to know you better = So I can tell my friends about it.
It's just orange juice, try it = 3 more shots, and she'll have her legs around my head.
He's kinda cute = I want to have sex with her till I am blue.
I don't know if I like her = She won't sleep with me.
I miss you so much = I am so horny that my male-roommate is starting to look good.
Was it good for you? = I'm insecure about my manhood.
How do I compare with all your other boyfriends? = Is my penis really that small.
I had a wonderful time last night = Who the hell are you.
O, you love me? = I've done something stupid and you might find out.
Do you 'really' love me? = I've done something stupid and you're going to find out sooner or later.
How much do you love me? = I've done something really stupid and someone's on his/her way to tell you about it now.
I have something to tell you = Get tested.
I'll give you a call = I'd rather have my nipples torn off by wild dogs than see you again.
I've been thinking a lot = You're not as attractive as when I was drunk.
I think we should just be friends = You're ugly.
I've learned a lot from you = Next |
