An Exam paper is like a Dick, when it's hard people get fucked!
Education is like hiring a prostitute, it needs both your money and your hardwork...!
Success is like masturbating, only your own hand can let you achieve it!
Virginity is like a balloon, one prick and it's gone for ever!
Sex is like a pack of Chips, once you start you can't stop!
Life without Friends is like Boobs Without Nipples. IT'S POINTLESS !
Fuck a woman and she loves you. Love a woman when she Fucks you.
MBBS Final Exam question paper: Fill in the blank. If a woman faints, we must first check her Pu_s_.
Only few students who wrote: 'Pulse' passed.
The saddest part of a Man's body is his Balls. They are sentenced to Hang Till Death!
Boy: How much Calcium is there in women's BREASTS?
Girl: It Enough to help a Man's Boneless Thing stand up.
Give an example of Total Business Failure due to Negligence.
A Pregnant Prostitute.
If Necessity is the Mother of Invention, then Frustration is the Father of Masturbation!
If your Boss says: Nothing is Impossible ask him to wear condom after sex!
Before sex, you help each other get naked. After sex, you dress only yourself.
Moral: In life no one helps you, once you're fucked. |
