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Two gay men are beach walking, holding hands when a beautiful woman passes them. She's 5'10", 120 lbs, 38-24-36, wearing a string bikini with no tan lines.
The first gay man turns to his friend, sighs audibly and in a breathless whisper says, "It's women like her that sometimes make me wish I was a lesbian."
- Heaven or Hell? An old lady dies and goes to heaven. She`s chatting it up with St. Peter at the Pearly Gates when all of a sudden she hears the most awful, blood curdling screams...
- One Word or Two? An elderly couple, who were both widowed, had been going out with each other for a long time. Urged on by their friends, they decided it was finally time to get married...
- 'Old' is when... ...your sweetie says, "Lets go upstairs and make love," and you answer, "Honey, I can`t do both!"
...your friends compliment you on your new... - Filling Reservation Form Ek Baar Santa Railway Reservation Form Bhar Raha Tha Lekin Form Baar Baar Reject Ho Jaa Raha Tha. Pareshaan Ho Kar Peeche Khada Aadmi Bola: Santa ji, Kripaya Apna Form...
- Can I Get Pregnant? A little girl was asking her teacher.
Girl: Can my mom get pregnant?
Teacher: How old is your mom?
Girl: She is....
