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Women are the best vehicles in the world because:
2 beautiful headlights in the front.
2 great bumpers at the back.
Self-lubricating when hot.
Finger touch ignition.
Automatic engine oil change every month.
Any type of piston fits.
Multiple seating styles & adjustments.
Great accessories.
Highest mileage 9months with just 5ml refill.
That's why men are dying to own one.
- Female Precoitial Agreement I, the undersigned, agree that:
1. In the highly unlikely event of my not having an orgasm after you`ve drunkenly rolled on top of me, as is entirely normal and in accordance with the natural order of things... - Large and Constant Erection! A guy walked into the doctor`s surgery for an appointment.
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- Gruesome Scot A Scottish man was taking a stroll down a country lane, where he meets up with a curious lady. She walks up to him and says, "They tell me that you people don`t wear...
