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Always marry a woman with small palms. It makes your dick look bigger!
Life without friends is like boobs without nipples... POINTLESS!
Screw a girl and she'll love you...
Love a girl and she'll screw you!
All those who proclaim that a dog is man's best friend, have never played with a pusssy.
The irony of oral sex is that even when you have her at your feet, she's got you by the balls.
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