| A fellow was dating a girl and the first time he went to her parents home she took him into the den where all her father's hunting trophies were displayed. There were deer antlers and bear heads all over the walls. The fellow said, "Your father must be quite a hunter!" Then he said, "What are those two round white things on the mantle?" She said, "Those are daddy's golf balls." About a week later the fellow was at her house again and he saw 4 round white things on the mantle, and said, "I see your daddy must have shot another golf." |
| A golfer whose cart broke down flagged down a passing bus and got aboard. He sat down on the bus, with his pants pockets full of golf balls, next to a little old lady. The little old lady kept looking quizzically at him and his bulging pockets. Finally, after many such glances from her he said, "It's golf balls." The little old lady continued to look at him thoughtfully and finally said, "Does it hurt as much as tennis elbow?" |
| The mistress of an English Tudor country house had just hired a new house maid, an Irish lass, straight from a farm. The first day she was dusting in the Smoking Room where the Master of the house sat reading. On the mantel, she saw a small bowl containing a couple of round white balls. She, being curious and not bashful, asked, "What are these?" He looked up, saw where she was pointing, and answered, "Golf balls." She said, "Oh!" and went on dusting. A few days later, she was dusting again in the same room, where the master was again reading. Again, in the same bowl were white balls, only now there were four. She said, "I see you shot another Golf." |