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Ek ladki police station gayi aur officer se boli: Saab, ek admi ne mere saath, mere hi ghar mein ghus kar mera kar diya hai.
Officer: Jab woh tumhare sath rape kar raha tha toh tumne usey roka kyon nahi ?
Ladki: Kaise rokti Inspector saab, maine apne hathon mein mehandi lagayi hui thi !
Officer kuch der sochne ke baad: Agli baar mehandi kab lagaogi.
- Don't Mess with Banta Ek din Banta apni scooter par kahi jaa raha tha. Traffic signal par usne apna sir khujaya lekin helmet utare bina....
- My Neil Armstrong Pappu ne apni girlfriend ke baalon mein haath pherte hue kaha: Darling, tum toh mera chaand ho.
Girlfriend: Aur tum ho mere Neil Armstrong.
Pappu ne hairan hote hue pucha: Newil Armstrong??? Woh Kyun?
Girlfriend ne sharmate hue jawab diya: Chand par chadne waala pehla aadmi tha woh.
Jo jo samaj gya woh thoko taali... - Rash Driving Ek Ladke ko traffic police ne rash driving ke liye pakda.
Police: Apna license dikhao.
Ladka: Nahin hai janaab.... - BREAST-ABREAST ! (o) (o) - Perfect breasts.
(+) (+) - Fake silicon breasts.
(*)(*) - High nipple breasts.
(@)(@) - Big nipple breasts... - Golf Balls!!! The mistress of an English Tudor country house had just hired a new house maid, an Irish lass, straight...
