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BOYS and GIRLS ke baat karne mei kya difference hota hai? Girl: Yaha Kya Kar Rahe Ho?
Boy: Yaha Kya Gaand mara Raha Hai?
Girl: Maine Aap Ko Kya Kkaha?
Boy: Abey Maine Kaunsi Teri Gaand Maar Li?
Girl: Aap Itni Fast Kyun Chal Rahe Ho?
Boy: Teri Gaand Mein Aag Lagi Hai Kya?
Girl: Woh Teachers Ki Bahut Respect Karta Hai.
Boy: Woh Toh Saala Teachrs Ki Gaand Mein Ghusa Rehta Hai.
Girl: Us Ladki Ka Character Achcha Nahi Hai.
Boy: Woh toh Randi Hai.
Girl: Tum Toh Bahut Stupi Ho.
Boy: Tu Toh Bada Lodu Hai.
Girl: Darr Lag Rha Hai.
Boy: Gaand Phat Rahi Hai.
Girl: Tang Mat Karo Please.
Boy: Ungli Mat Kar Bhosdi Ke.
Girl: Aaj Toh Ghar Waalon Se Daant Padegi.
Boy: Aaj Toh Laude Lag Gaye Bhenchod.
- Vulgar but Funny Before sex, you help each other get naked. After sex, you dress only yourself.
Moral: In life no one helps you... - Selling Term Plan! Insurance Agent: Banta ji, please aap policy le lo. Aapke bachche jab bade ho jayenge toh ye saare paise unko milenge.
Banta: Agar bachche na ho toh... - Smoking in the Rain Two Old ladies are smoking CAMEL brand cigarettes. When it starts raining, 1 lady pulls out a condom, cuts off the end, puts it over her cigarette and continues smoking...
- Different professions... Different Instructions... Same Interest... Doctor: Please take off your clothes.
Dentist: Now open wide and holdstill.
Veterinarian: How`s your pretty pussy... - It's Snack Time Little Johnny was in school one day when the teacher brought around cookies for snack time.
"Here, Little Johnny, have a cookie...