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Santa bada dukhi sa hokar apne ek khaas Doctor dost ke pass jata hai aur apni samasya batata hai.
Santa: Yaar, koi sasta tareeka batao pregnency rokne ka.
Doctor: Condom lo.
Santa: Mahanga hai.
Doctor: Mala D lo.
Santa: Ye bhi mahangi hai.
Doctor: Nasbandi karwa lo.
Santa: Ye bhi kaafi mehnga hai.
Doctor, Gusse Se: Abe kamine, kanjoos kahnin ke, tum apni wife ke saath sex karna band kyun nahin kar dete?
Santa: Ye tarika toh paanch saal se try kar raha hoon phir bhi meri biwi pregnent ho jati hai.
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Doctor: Kya?
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