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Ek Sharabi Pharmacy Mein Ghuskar Zotr Se Bola: 5 Condom De Oye!!!
Dukanwala: Sir Kuch Tameez Se Baat Kar Ke Bhi Banda Cheez Maang Sakta Hai.??
Sharabi Ne Jeans Ki Zip Kholi, Aur Bola: Mere Shehzade Ke Liye 5 Suit Dikhaayein Please !!!
Biwi: Mere Paas Proof Hai Ki Tumhaara Chakkar Padosan Ke Saath Hai.
Pati: Kya Proof Hai?
Biwi: Uska Pati Kal Raat Tumhaari Underwear Pahan Kar Aaya Tha.
Wife: Aaj Main Towel Mein thi Aur Room Mein Chachaji Aa Gaye..!
Pati: Phir Tune Kya Kiya?
Wife: TOWEL Ko Kholke GHUNGHAT Bana Liya...! Kuch SANSKAR Toh Mujh Mein Bhi Hain!!!
Santa: Chyawanprash Khane Se Chusti Rehti Hai..
Banta: Sach Mein??? Kaun Choosti Rehti hai... Mujhe Bhi Bata Yaar...
Santa: Abey BC... Chusti... Yaani Fitness.
Math Teacher to Pappu: Maan Lo Tumahre Paas 6 Lollypop Hain Jismein Se 3 Chintu Ne Chus Liye, 2 Ramu Ne Aur 1 Chhotu Ne Chus Liya... Batao Ki Ab Tumhare Paas Kya Bacha?
Pappu: Mere Paas Ghanta Bacha... Woh Aap Chus Lo!!!
- Pappu Jokes Pappu Ke Dost Golu Ne Ek Din Us Se Puchha.
Golu: Yaar Ek Baat Toh Bata, Ye School Male Hota Hai Ya Female?
Pappu Kuch Soch Kar Bola: Yaar Ye Tho Mujhe Khud Aaj Tak Nahi Samajh Aaya, Kyunki Ismein... - Santa Aur Sex Santa Ko Judwa Bachhe Chahiye The, Socho Usne Kya Kiya Hoga...
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Yaar Dimag Lagao, It`s Very Simple. Abe Vo Santa Hai Uski Tarah Soch Na.... - What is Love??? The teacher asked the class if anyone could give the class an example of love.
Little Susie stood up and said, "I saw two robins making a nest together, I think that is love."
"Very good," said the teacher... - Santa & Pappu Jokes Shadi Ke Kuch Time Baad Ek Raat Sex Karte Time Jeeto Bade Se Pyar Se Boli: Aap Bilkul Mobile Jaise Ho.
Santa, Bade Garv Se: Sachi, Tumhe Meri Vibration Achhi Lagti Hai?
Jeeto: Nahi, Basement Mein Jaate Hi Aapka... - The Touch of the Princess Once upon a time there lived a King. The King had a beautiful daughter, The PRINCESS... but there was a problem. Everything the princess touched would melt. No matter what; Metal, Wood, Stone, Anything she touched would melt. Because of this, men were afraid...