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Dosto Ye Kuch Line Hai Jo Dukandar Aurto Ko Bolkar Jaanbhuj Ke Maje Lete Hain
Bank Cashier: Madam Aap So So Ke Lengi?
Fruit Seller: Bibiji Zara Kele Ka Size Toh Dekho, Dil Khush Ho Jayega.
Cloth Seller: Ek Minute Dekh Toh Lo, Fir Lena Na Lena Aapki Marzi.
Tailor: Madam Blouse Mein Hum Ne Aap Ka Rakha, Ab Peticoat Mein Aap Ko Hamara Rakhna Padega.
Dhobi: Bibiji Aap Salwar Aur Kameez Nikal Do, Baaki Kaam Mera.
Petrol Wala: Kitna Daalu Madam??
Auto Wala: Madam Aage Se To Nahi Jayega, Piche Se Le Lu ?
Photostate Wala: Madam Aage Aur Peechhe Dono Taraf Karu Ya Ek Hi Side??
Paper Wala: Madam Aap So Rahi Thi, Aapko Pata Nahi Chala, Kal To Mein Niche Se Dal Gaya Tha.
Chudi Wala: Andar Nahin Ghus Raha.
Mobile Recharge Wala: Kitna Dalu Madam?
Repair Wala: Madam Aise Nahi Hoga, Pura Khol Ke Tassalli Se Karna Padega.
- Screw It Tight A priest goes to the mechanic. He tells the mechanic, "Hey, I just brought in my car last week, and since you guys worked on it, it`s leaking oil all over my garage."
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- Nymphomaniac Wife Bob, the farmer, went into town to retrieve his monthly supplies. The clerk noticed Bob was displaying a sad face and asked what was wrong. Bob stated that his wife, Linda, was wearing him out as she was a nymphomaniac...
- Naughty Oneliners The sex life of my belt`s buckle is as frustrating as mine. It also sees many holes everyday but goes in the same again and again!
Women are a lot like alcohol. They may give you a great night but they`re a big... - You Win Some, You Lose Some Sue was playing hard to get, so Greg played his last and biggest trump card. "I`ll bet you I can keep my eye on my beer while I go out to my car," he challenged her. Sue knew that this was impossible so she put down...
